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Ah, dick pics. There's perhaps no imagery more controversial since the advent of the camera phone than a good ol' "check out my penis" photo. And whether you love them or hate them, there's no debating that most men don't know how to send an actually sexy dick pic. Before I, ahem, unpack that last part, a little explainer on why guys love to share snaps of their johnson: "I think showing his penis is more likely to excite him than it is to excite you," says sociologist Pepper Schwartz , PhD, a professor of human sexuality at the University of Washington. Most men are enamored by their genitals and get a thrill out of thinking you will be, too, she explains. Still, some women myself included, btw can be totally turned on by a dick pic—if and only if it meets a few general standards.

To create this article, 43 people, some anonymous, worked to edit and improve it over time. This article has been viewed 1,, times. Learn more Sending dirty texts, or sexting, is the perfect way to turn on your love interest and to take things to the next level -- as long as you send them to the right person at the right time. If you want to know how to send a dirty text that will excite your conversational partner as soon as you hit the "send" button, just follow these steps. When they reply, tell them what you want to do to them or what you want them to do to yourself. I want to use my hands for more than texting.

What can I expect? While all of my friends are getting married, all of his friends are tripping on robitussin. I dont ever wanna see you tell my little brother to "spread the seed" ever again. I don't remember which guy I met at the bar is coming to pick me up.

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