Nude races

As I stood naked on the podium accepting my first-place medal, it dawned on me: This is the stuff nightmares are made of. Hundreds of naked people applauded, and a camera snapped a picture as I awkwardly stood there in shock on a hot summer day at a nudist ranch. This was real life. My real life.

Nothing in the world will make you run faster than a naked man grunting behind you. Not that this valuable life lesson came as a great shock, but as I neared the end of my first-ever naked race and heard those uncomfortable grunts bearing down on me, it gave me a little extra burst of speed to propel myself across the finish line. And yeah, it hurt. And what life is complete without a half-hour jog sans shorts through a Central Florida nudist resort? Just another day at the nudist resort And speaking of naked hideaways , the race winds itself through the Caliente Resort in Land O' Lakes, Florida, a palm-lined community that looks like any other Sunshine State development: man-made lakes with fountains surrounded by two-story townhomes with screened-in porches.

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Sledding , quad runs and bike rides , oh my! The opportunities to travel for unclothed events are endless. Most of us prefer to lie on nude beaches , but sometimes your nude little self just gets restless.